Some aliterations from the local primary school – it's a great pity I can't show the pictures that went with them!

Enormous elephants eat elegantly every evening in expensive eat-all-you-cans.

Dolphins demonstrate difficult dance steps to disorganised dogfish.

Obnoxious ostriches order opaque ointment to overcome old age.

Dangerous Daisy disco dances dizzily on the dishwasher.