I've finally got to see Intimacy, the film starring Mark Rylance and the yummy Kerry Fox having sex a lot.

Most of the exterior scenes were shot near here, but its main claim to fame is that on its release, quite a lot was made of the BBFC allowing the real, on screen, blow job within the 18 certificate.

OK, first sex scene, bonk bonk bonk, Mark 'comes', and rolls off Kerry. We see his still fairly stiff penis with a condom on.

My reaction?

'Hang on, there's no cum in that condom!'