Never mind the parties, look at the hypocrisy!

From the Times on Monday: Top Tory aide is king of the urban swingers

A SENIOR Tory strategist revealed yesterday that he leads a double life as Britain's leading organiser of upmarket sex parties.

By day Dougie Smith, 41, is the respectable co-ordinator of Conservatives for Change (Cchange), the influential Tory think tank whose board members include Theresa May, the Conservative party chairman.

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However, by night Smith runs Fever Parties, a London-based organisation that hosts "five-star" orgies for swingers.

More at http://www.timesonline.co.uk/printFriendly/0,,1-523-721430,00.html , but because of the way their site works, the link won't be around for very long:

Now, Fever Parties are at http://feverparties.com/ They say:

"For young and attractive couples" .. Fever parties are the only ones with a strict upper age limit (40), attractive couples and single girls chosen from photographs

So… do you think the 41 year old Tory doesn't attend his own parties?

Ha.

I suppose he can afford an employment lawyer

Hello friendly lawyers… Not for the first time, the behaviour of Manchester United has made me wonder. David Beckham has a contract with them for two or three more years, yet they've anounced that they want to sell him to Barcelona… without apparently asking him first.

Presumably he can say 'get lost, we have a contract, pay my wages for the next two or three years'?

Could he successfully claim constructive dismissal? If he were out of contract, he'd be able to make more money and they'd be left with no transfer fee.

One of the reasons for ManU picking Barcelona is that they are not a club they are likely to face in the European Cup, unlike eg Real Madrid. Presumably if they tried to include a clause in the sale that said 'you can't sell him onto Real Madrid', it'd be declared an unlawful restraint of trade?