One of the clients at work wants help updating his ads on various escort sites and he brings in a CD with three photos so he can upload them from here.

I look at them and… "Erm, they're not you. In fact, there are at least two different men in these, if not three. And I can tell they're scanned in from magazines."

Apparently this is Not Uncommon because if you want someone to take a photo of you, it's three days down the gym and a day starving so you appear to be in shape.

Much easier to scan in someone else…

This is why the magazines we work with most closely want you to turn up in person with your new photo so they can check (and that's why we have someone at one of their offices on deadline day, so we can say 'hello, heard about our services?')