Dilbert time

You get an email, apparently from your hotmail account, which you know you did not send.

It has an attachment with an odd name.

Do you open it?

There are people who would, and one of them works here.

"I thought it was a bit odd, and I was curious, so…"

I could make this a poll, but there'd be too many choices…

The law in (edit!) England & Wales used to be absolutely clear: STI infection during consensual sex was not assault, even when the infection was deliberately concealed from the partner.

But in the past couple of years, there have been three successful prosecutions of men for sexual transmission of HIV. They're going through various retrials and appeals, but the basic question remains:

Should sexual transmission of HIV be a criminal offence?

What about when someone lies about their HIV status in order to get their partner to consent to unprotected sex?

What does this say about audiences?

From the top left of poster for the original Manchurian Candidate, before even Frank Sinatra's name:

You must not miss the first five minutes to know what it's all about!

Erm… I know I can be like Woody Allen in Annie Hall, declining to go into a film he's seen before because he would have missed two seconds of the opening text-only credits (and nothing else) but…

I'm sorry, but it's so difficult to resist…

In June last year, someone was wondering which DTP program would be a better bet to teach students.

A number of people disagreed when I said Quark was the Word Perfect of DTP – a formerly dominant but outdated program (in its media niche) in the process of being overthrown – and Adobe InDesign was the one to go for:

"Quark. Quark quark quark quark quark quark. I work in a design company. The professionals here wouldn't touch anything else. I assume they know what they're talking about."

"If they want to have jobs later they should use Quark. If you want them to make tea at a designers, give them PageMaker. And if they are to sleep rough after they graduate give them [InDesign]."

So what's happened since?

The Guardian & Observer have dumped Quark and gone to InDesign.

The BBC's forty-odd magazines have dumped Quark and gone to InDesign.

And what prompted this was browsing National Magazines and seeing that they – Cosmopolitan, Company, Esquire, Good Housekeeping, Best, Prima et al – have dumped Quark and gone to InDesign.

I'm sure there are more…

It's been a while since…

Want 15 minutes of fame and can't think how? Why not do what's worked in the past again again, but not recently?

  1. Announce you've discovered that putting microphones in the ears of a model head produces a really lifelike 3D effect in the resulting recording. Discovered before electronics (the first person used tubes from the model head to his own ears!) and 'discovered' about once a decade ever since
  2. Do a shock horror programme based on being able to read PC screens remotely by receiving the radiated signals. Sticking a receiver outside a financial or government institution is good as a starting point. We're well overdue for this one to come around again – for some reason, people are still reluctant to pay piles of thousands for 'TEMPEST' shielding
  3. Base a pop career on Burundi beats, a pretty lead singer and very little else. See Adam & The Ants or Bow Wow Wow

"Why 'misfits' are picked on" part 3

And today's Sun has…

Mr T Henry ("a player of Association Football, m'lud") saying that he thinks bullying is wrong.

Nothing else, at least in the online edition. I'll try to check a printed version later.

Mind you, the DFES website is stunningly quiet about the 'Stand Up for Us' anti-homophobic bullying guidance that's supposed to be launched today.

"Why 'misfits' are picked on" part 2

Looking for Stephen's non-constituency matter contact details, I see from the DFES website that

On Tuesday 23 November, Stephen Twigg will also be launching new guidance, Stand Up for Us, which will be made available to schools. Stand Up for Us sets out a practical approach for schools to quickly assess the scale of homophobic bullying they face.

Hmm, so it's possible that the issue of homophobic bullying was being 'postponed' to tomorrow as part of that launch.

Let's see what The Sun carries about it, because omitting it from today's list still leaves a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Why 'misfits' are picked on"… according to The Sun

They've done a major article and 'The Sun Says' on bullying (they're against it) including a piece by Stephen Twigg, schools minister.

Part of the article includes the 'why' box:

KIDS are bullied for a whole variety of reasons which stop them “fitting in”. Here are some of the main categories which can lead to taunts and violence:

Any kind of DISFIGUREMENT of the skin or face such as birth marks, eczema, severe acne, prominent moles or hare lips.

Having an odd BODY SHAPE, such as being too fat, skinny, short or tall. Dodgy HAIRCUTS, especially old-fashioned styles, ginger hair, headlice and loss of hair because of illness.

Any SPEECH peculiarity such as a stutter, stammer or markedly different accent.

A MEDICAL condition such as asthma or short-sightedness. Kids wearing thick glasses, a brace on their teeth or orthopaedic shoes may be seen as weak.

Children from ETHNIC MINORITIES, foreigners or refugees may be picked on, especially if the school has few other kids from different backgrounds.

The wrong type or make of CLOTHES, particularly trainers, and ill-fitting, second-hand uniform. A lack of talent at SPORT, especially football, and a liking for “geeky” or “sissy” hobbies.

Anything unusual in the FAMILY BACKGROUND, for example if the parents are very poor, can lead to victimisation.

Note the omission of sexual orientation?

Particularly odd given that Stephen's gay.

(Was at http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004541372,,00.html but pages aren't kept for very long.)

This may just be me being thick, but

… what's the point of the '3 day travelcards' that are being introduced to London from January?

They're touted as a partial replacement for the weekend travelcard (which gave a 25% discount over the cost of two one-day cards) but…

  • There are only two kinds: 1-2 and 1-6
  • The 1-6 provides zero saving (£18 vs £6×3 off-peak, or £36 vs £12×3 peak – weekdays before 9:30)
  • The 1-2 only has a peak version (but does save you money: £15 vs £6×3)
  • The leaflet makes the point that because Sat & Sun are off-peak days, you'd be stupid to buy two peak cards in a week: it'd be cheaper to get single day cards instead for one of them

To add insult to injury, the LT cards (allow peak-time travel on tube, bus, DLR etc but not trains) are going: everyone who can get to work without using the train is going to be charged more anyway.

I presume they've still not implemented the promised feature of Oyster cards whereby if you buy enough single tickets, it will start behaving as a travelcard thus saving you money…